"No shame in your game"

One thing i love about girl talk is the range of topic which are discussed. On today's agenda, Sex. More specifically, the penis and sexual satisfation. This post comes from different opinions shared by different ladies on the topic. All the scenarios are hypothetical just to illustrate a point.

For people who appreciate good sex, you know what you want your partner to have and do to obtain the most satisfaction.

Ladies: We've all heard it before. A young man approaches you and when it comes to sex, he goes on and on about how he can put it down in the bedroom and how he has enough penis to satisfy you so much that you won't want any others. He tells you how he is packin down there and how he will "rock your world". First you doubt him but then you hear him talk this shit 3 million times and you start thinking "hmmm, maybe he really will satisfy me". Then you decide to engage in sexual intercourse with this fellow. You are in the bedroom and it's dark but you notice that he is opening up a pack of gold magnums and you're thinking YES! he puts it on, starts the foreplay and then you feel something on your skin which is wet and plasticy and you're wondering what that is but you don't pay any attention. Then you are about to begin and you realize that this clown has on a condom which is twice the size of his penis. Like a damn parachute. What do you do in this case? What do you do when you realized you were bamboozled into thinking that your sexual partner's package is a lot smaller than you thought?

This situation, although hypothetical, happens way more often than not. Why do men feel the need to boast a bigger size than what they are? Albeit, society puts a lot of the definition of "manhood" and "being a man" behind sexual power, but is it really that serious? Who gives men the notion that their junk is so HUGE that they can make this grandiose promise of sexual satisfaction to any woman? I am 100% certain that most men get this idea from previous partners. Women who feed their men's ego to the point of flat out delusion. These women tell their partners how good they have it in order not to hurt feelings or to please their partner when these women KNOW what their man really has. No matter what a woman tells you, i believe all men know what they really have deep down. What i suggest is that if you have a man who is sensitive, don't be too direct or just don't say anything at all. There is nothing more annoying or disappointing to a woman to find out that she has been played, in a sense. There can be debates about what constitutes a good package because one woman's grande can be another woman's petit. At the same time, men who go around tooting their horns to how big they are should take a step back to really look at themselves. Many of these men who realize they have a small penis always say something to the effect of "it's about the motion in the ocean" or "how well you can ride the wave"..............yea right! How can you ride the wave if you don't have the proper equipment?? You will fail, plain and simple. If you have a small, belly-button shaped, retractable, No girth having, limp penis, there is NO reason why you should be walking around saying you are 6-7inches hung. Even more so, STOP talking to females and telling them what you don't have. This makes you are a LIAR! You ain't low. Be proud of what you have. Stop going to the store and grabbing the gold magnums when you know damn well you need to be buying the kimono. If you don't know about kimono condoms, please visit google.com.

Men: You've seen her walking down the street. Long seductive legs, cute little body with a low cut shirt to show off just enough of her busty cleavage and tight jeans which caress a well shaped, apple-bottom booty. Your imagination runs wild as you think about what she might look like naked. So you start to think of ways which you can get to see her clothe-less. You approach her and start to talk, take her out, etc etc. Then after a while eventually you get to the bedroom. It's dark so you don't really see her too clear but you can feel her. During foreplay, as you caress her body and feel around, you start to notice that the cleavage you thought was full and busty is almost non-existent because when the bra comes off, all you have in front of you are 2 mosquito bites. And what you thought was an apple-bottom booty is nothing more than butt pads or padded underwear.......I wonder how a man feels after this discovery. Do you lose all sexual interest in your partner? I'm not a man so i don't know the answer to that question but i wonder.

The butt pads/padded underwear thing might be an exaggeration but the padded bra thing definitely isn't. Women are constantly being told that their breasts are not big enough and neither are their butts by every single fashion magazine or TV show out there. Victoria Secret has capitalized on the insecurities of women by creating products which will "enhance" them so they can be more pleasing to their male counterparts. Every season, new bras come out which promise to increase your bust by at least a cup size or two. This season, it was the bombshell bra which lifts and pushes and augments all at the same time. I'm not knocking Vickys-Kudos to them for satisfying a demand. I am just saying how sad it is that a majority of women are very unhappy with their breast size and wear these things to create the illusion of bigger breasts. If you have itty bittys, be proud of them and realize that some women who have big breasts are envious of your small mosquito bites. This all plays into self-esteem and self-acceptance but i don't know how i'd feel if i were man who approached the aforementioned woman with fake body parts. Oh wait, i know. I'll feel played!

Point is, when it comes to sex, things are always misconstrued by people claiming to have what they don't have. Don't mislead your partner! At the end of the day, it's about being happy with who you are with and if that is not based on honesty about yourself then idk what you are doing!

Typos? grammar errors? biased opinion and one sided? don't really care!

peace/love