There are some things that we have put up with for the last 9 years. These things are the annoying, useless and unnecessary things that make you either go Wtf, call someone stupid or wonder what is wrong with the world. Don't think i'm mad after reading it...it just needs to be said lol It is time to throw it all out the window and say goodbye. Here we go!
1. ATTENTION MALES OF ALL AGES: SKINNY JEANS HAVE GOT TO GOOO!!!! God forbid i go shopping in forever 21 and my man is coming in with me trying to get some skinnys! Please STOP the madness. NOT cute or attractive. It makes you look like a 15 year old girl. Isn't it uncomfortable with the friction and the balls?? c'mon son!
2 . After you stop buying skinnys, go buy pants that fit! who sags their pants anymore!?!?!? Nobody wants to see your nasty shit-stained drawers and ur ashy crack! buy some good pants and if they are too big, wear a fuckin belt!
3. If you are in college, why in God's name do you send a text message with some corny saying at the bottom like "lOvE wiLl pReVaiL" or some other bullshit of the sort? Please remove all signature type things because it is annoying and some of us don't like it.
4. Following with the texting, do not text me like you did not go to school. "wat up boo im i wan 2 c u 2morro if that cool my momma comin back 2dai did u eat im stupid". If you won't spell it all out, at least use some damn punctuations! wtf is that?
5. The words Swag, Swagger and every stupid little derivative of that word shall cease to exist!
6. If you feel the need to say "no homo" every time you even mention a person of the same sex, maybe you need to check yourself and say yes homo to yourself because you might have some unresolved issues with your sexuality. If you are not comfortable with your sexuality or haven't come to terms with it yet, Stfu and stop saying "no homo" after everything.
7. You will STOP pouring out the history of your life in your FB status. If you just broke up with your man/woman, it happens...Nobody wants to read your status changes every 5 minutes using quotes like "you don't know what you got until it's gone" etc. That's what your friends are for. Use them. If you don't have friends.....sorry!
8. What happened to manners??? Since when do people not say "bye" at the end of a conversation? Why are you walking into my house, coming to sit at my dinner table with a hat on your head? Why are you sneezing on the train and not covering up your disgusting germs? why do you eat like an uncivilized baboon (no offense to baboons who are civilized)? Why don't you use "excuse me" anymore, instead of shoving your way and pushing through people? Please get it together..
9. Make it your business to mind YOUR business and keep your nose out of shit which does not concern you!
10. If you don't brush your teeth when you wake up in the morning, i guess that's your life and i shouldn't tell you how to live it but for the love of everything sane, do US a favor and do something about your nasty breath before you live your room/house.
11. Ladies, Tights are NOT pants. It is cool if it is worn underneath a dress or something but it is not flattering when you wear tights and a shirt and your grannies are flashing through for the
world to see..
12. Facebook, STOP putting my activity on blast!
13. You are either in a relationship or you are single. If i hear one more clown tell me they are "on a break", they might hear a few words. A break is nothing but a permission-to-fuck-other-people card. Stop it! Stop being a hypocrite or try to justify your actions with some dumbass excuse. please.
14. I will not die if i don't forward your text and yes GOD loves me! Stop sending me that nonsense!
15. Please know wtf you are talking about BEFORE engaging in an argument. Do not try to come in there and talk on a topic you know nothing of. You look stupid!
16. DO NOT add people on FB just to look at their profiles! Why are you doing that? I know who you are and you will get deleted!
17. This one is for my greek fam: IF you belong to a certain org, Please, do yourself a favor and refrain from talking shit if you can't back it up!!! lol Don't claim you did something when you know you didn't because other orgs (like mine) will have jokes for yearsssss!
18. Rush Limbaugh, You will STFU!! and put your rather large ass in a nice retirement home where you belong. Why are you still talking? you racist republican SOB! I have had it with your ignorant comments!!! ugh Why does this man have a job???
19. You will stop wearing a jean skirt and some nasty ugg boots with a sweater and walk around campus in the snow like your ass is not freezing. This seems to be a trend with you white females.. No one is looking at you or trying to take your number so just go to class.
20. You will be open-minded! lol
peace&love
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